Late and Loud Camo hoodie

This is the fleece your therapist warned you about. It's soft, it's oversized, and the camo's made from colors that don't get invited to weddings - caution tape yellow, bubblegum bruise, radioactive rainforest. Trashed Punk sits off-center on the chest like it doesn't care where you look. Pocket's all camo, no logo-because if you need a logo on the pocket, you already get the joke. Inside collar says Trashed Punk in tiny white letters so when they tag you in a mugshot, they know the brand. • 95% cotton, 5% stretch • 7.8 oz heavy-won't shrink into doll clothes • Unisex, relaxed, drop shoulders • Hood has drawstrings (pull 'em tight when the investigators show up) • Deep kangaroo pocket for snacks or contraband • Mexican-made, machine-washable, tumble-dry low-don't iron like it matters Limited run-once they're gone, they're compost. Grab one. Wear it loud.